What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 06:18

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Diamonds Are Forever
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Ah so!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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Goldfinger
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Why is there no great temptress figure in any of Tolkien’s major works?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-J W Pepper
Dr No
You Only Live Twice
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
From Russia With Love
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-”She is very sexyful!”
A View to a Kill
Octopussy
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Can ringing in the ears be a sign of spiritual awakening?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-All the bad guys are black.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Live and Let Die
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
Moonraker
The Man with the Golden Gun
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